refure:

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob

somethingisrotting:

me at 3:58am scrolling through tumblr. losing a sense of reality as I’m consumed by the darkness, my screen is the only source of light.

acapelladitty:

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

janemba:

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

adhdalistair:

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

floozys:

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

stutterhug:

Easily Smitten~

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dairyqueenofficial:

trickytwitch:

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

*machine gun fire* OwO

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

shezmoonz:

Any sign: I think I’m in love???

Aquarius: